viernes, septiembre 05, 2008

medio y medio

titanic, mientras se hunde el homónimo, 15 de abril de 1912, o en algún momento de 1997:


ruth: will the lifeboats be seated according to class? i hope they aren't too crowded.
rose: oh mother, shut up! don't you understand? the water is freezing and there aren't enough boats. not enough by half. half the people on this ship are going to die.
cal hockley: not the better half.

y...

daily show del 27 de agosto de 2008, después de la aparición de michelle obama en la convención demócrata:


daily show: has michelle obama sufficiently proven her patriotism?

“she’s got to! she’s a democrat. she must prove she loves america, as opposed to republicans who everyone knooows love america. they just hate half the people living in it.”