my half-acre

jd: i’m having so much fun hanging out with you; can you believe we’ve been talking for two hours?

julie: seriously?

jd: nah, while you were in the bathroom i set the clock two hours ahead so you’d think that time was just flying by.

julie: really? while I was in the bathroom I wrote my name in the mirror with my finger so the next time you took a hot shower and it fogged up you’d think that ghosts were telling you to be with me.